nutfunck 

1. What your dick tastes like if you don't wash it.

2. What your dick tastes like instead of soap.

Your dick didn't taste like nutfunck...It tasted like soap!

nutfunck by Lucasa August 3, 2007

Nutfuck 

n. 1. One who steals your oranges; a thief. 2. One who is mentally deficient; a buffoon. v. 3. The act of stealing oranges; thievery.

"Don't nutfuck my oranges, nutfuck!"

Nutfuck by Kablizzy August 7, 2006

nutfuckle 

Mutated, altered fuck knuckle

If Little Jonny doesnt stop picking up hookers off the street he will turn into a nutfuckle...

nutfuckle by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

nutfuck 

A person who acts mindlessly.
See fucknut

That nutfuck ran over my cat!

nutfuck by Ethan December 4, 2003

nutfuck 

the act of sticking a male scrotum into a females vagina replacing the semen covered penis

Dude, i nutfucked that horny old lady down the street

nutfuck by chet stedmond May 26, 2009

nutfuck 

nutfuck, as in, douchebag cuntfucking motherfucker who cant keep it up and leads girls on til hell and high water. nutfuck.

Zo told me she thinks Mach is a total nutfuck.

nutfuck by woolhatdude February 4, 2009

Nutfucker 

A derogotory name given to teases, aka those who get men excited to the point of climax and then stop.

That nutfucker gave me blueballs...

Nutfucker by ArchuEXE August 29, 2003