noxometer 

A bullshit detector. Internal compass that tells you when someone/something is full of crap and not to be believed.

Bob: "Jim said he went to the party and they had 50 kegs and 4000 naked women who all wanted to sleep with him."
Bill: "Yeah, about that, my noxometer is going apeshit."
Bob: "I kinda figured he was full of shit too."

noxometer by mini lee November 2, 2010

nanometer-peter 

a penis so small its nearly nonexistent.

Dude i got pantsed in front of everyone and now everyone calls me nanometer-peter D:!!

nanometer-peter by Seydan October 6, 2009

oxometer 

A device designed to measure the percentage of bullshit in a communication. This device is briefly described in Derek Bickerton's book, "Language and Species"

"To evaluate that speech you would really need your oxometer."

oxometer by Fareed October 22, 2003

Nibometer 

Main Entry: nib-om-et-er
Pronunciation: \ˈni-ˈbäm-ə-tər\
Function: noun.

An organic instrument used to determine ambient temperature. Relative warmth is indicated by a soft, relaxed form, while decreases in temperature cause the instrument to contract, extend, and become increasingly firm.

Often, temperature can be easily determined by observing someone else's nibometers directly through their clothing.

Holy shit! If it were any colder out, my nibometers would rip right through my shirt!

Nibometer by CaptBT July 28, 2010

Nanometer 

A kid who doesn’t do anything bad. He constantly does really retarded things that are actually super embarrassing but he thinks, “was super fuckin cool”. He dresses like a white boy to make himself look cool but turns down anything that is actually funny. He also constantly admits he is not a nanometer. This kid tries to be a fuck boy but ends up turning down a chance to fuck someone sexy girl. When he finally gets a girl friend he acts awkward as hell and probably will break up within a week.

Nanometer: yo can I hit the pod dude.
Cock sucker: sure if you if you want
Nanometer holds the pod up to his mouth.
Nanometer: actually never mind I might be allergic.
Everyone else: 🤣

Nanometer by ^_^^ ^ June 24, 2019

Nipometer 

A females external thermometer.

Hey stacy! Is it cold in here?
Idk! Let me check my nipometer!

Nipometer by T Beezy December 23, 2018

nanometer 

The distance that light can travel in approximately
3.3 X10^(-18) seconds. It is approximately the same size as ten hydrogen atoms lined up in a row.

The diameter of the average human's hair is about 75,000 nanometers.

nanometer by James Ang April 25, 2006