nogdom 

One who commits an act of idiotic or ignorant nature.

The subs in the back of a 64' Impala is an act of nogdom.

nogdom by Lenjamin October 13, 2007

Nondom 

When you cockblock yourself by not having a condom.

Friend 1: "Why didn't you take that broad down last night?"
Friend 2: "I was Nondom"

Nondom by emcal1 May 16, 2012

Nagdometer

-noun
Electronic radar enabled street signs and mobile units that inform motorist of their speed and flash when posted speed limit is exceeded.

One day law enforcement will be using nagdometers equipped with cameras to issue speeding tickets.

Nagdometer by Chris K. Davies November 4, 2007