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mosin-nagant 

The Mosin-nagant is an old school bolt action rifle from Russia. Originally designed by a drunk Russian engineer and an even more drunk Belgian gunsmith, who drew up blueprints on napkins in the back of a pub somewhere in Siberia in a vodka-induced stupor. The Mosin-nagant fires the 7.62x54r cartridge, which can kill a polar bear at a thousand yards and keep going right through the tree he was standing in front of. The Mosin-nagant was used by the Russians in both world wars, so it's killed more Germans than collisions on the autobahn and under-cooked sauerkraut combined. Surplus Mosins can be found at gunshops in the States for like a hundred bucks on sale, and ammo is cheap surplus, so this is what real men shoot who don't want to drop $1299.99 on an AR-15 which fires a .22 round and that's made out of recycled milk jugs and Legos. Many of them come with a bayonet that's roughly the size of the sword William Wallace used in Braveheart. In the absence of gun oil, you can clean a Mosin by pissing down the barrel and wiping the bolt off with a dirty rag that you found on the floor in a Grease Monkey. Try that with a rifle that was designed less than 50 years ago.
Joe: " I need a rifle that is ten feet long and fires anti-tank rounds, but Ive only got 200 dollars!"

Ivan: "Amerikan comrade, you need mosin-nagant . Spend 100 on the rifle, fifty on case of ammo, use rest for vodka!"

In Soviet Russia, rifle fire you!!!
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Did you see Glenn? He got negan'd hardcore bro!
negan by AzazelAku December 3, 2016

full-negan 

To deploy one's unrelenting and full fury of will against an unsuspecting person or object. While this normally includes violence, it can also be a feat of strength or over-the-top action. You also do not have to be Negan... to go full-negan. A true full-negan is so bad-ass it is not limited to laws of physics or time.
Yo dawg you seen that Office Space movie? Those fools went full-negan on that fax-machine.
full-negan by morgueparty December 11, 2017
a humorous socipath with a mild obsession with "Eenie Meenie Minie Mo". He will line you up with your friends, do the rhyme and then kill the unlucky one.
Guy: I just killed a nerd!

Friend: Let me guess, you negan'd them?
negan by Spentley May 14, 2016
Oh no its neegan from the walking dead
Neegan by Robjod January 25, 2021

Mosin-Nagant Sniper 

A Mosin-Nagant 91/30 configured for sniper use. Earlier models come with the PE scope, and later models the PU (the scope seen in Enemy at the Gates and Call of Duty).

Nowadays, these are hard to come by. Even if you do find one, they are about $400-$500+, which is 5-10 times more than a standard Mosin-Nagant.
Vasili Zaitsev's weapon of choice was the Mosin-Nagant sniper.

"Dad, if you buy me that Mosin-Nagant sniper, I'll be your best friend!
-Me, at gunshow
Mosin-Nagant Sniper by Roc February 12, 2005