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Mustardbating 

The use of mustard or mustard bottles to  masturbate. Practiced mostly by men but can be practiced by women.
Anne: "Yuck, your dick tastes like mustard!"

Fred: "Sorry, I've been mustardbating"
Mustardbating by P+V=S March 24, 2010
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Mustarbating 

The act of masterbating while using mustard as a lubricant.
Tommy got caught mustarbating on Tony's bed, he was using dejon mustard.
Mustarbating by TuckerB1 January 9, 2006

mustarbating 

when one slathers hot mustard on their private parts and uses it as a lubricant to help make masturbation more pleasurable. Usually done in desperation when no other lubricants are readily available.
After having a romantic McDonald's dinner in their car. Teens Jack and Jill experimented mustarbating eachother with the McDonald's mustard packs.
mustarbating by Julian Ray October 13, 2013