mustard handy

A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.

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Hand Mustard

A term for semen, used in the context of masturbation or manual intercourse.

"Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."

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In crypto, fretting over the dips. Can't hold onto coins. Hands are slippery and fearful/Yella.

Charles freaks out and sells his coins, instead of buying the dip, he's got mustardhands

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