mudmole

An individual with a penis, usually a man, who prefers anal sexual intercourse over that of any other form. Mudmoles can usually be determined by their shit stained penis tip/head (a stained penis tip from having too many "mud helmets," and poor hygiene).

Ex1: That Rodney is such a mudmole, every time he walks by I can smell that shit-smell wafting off the tip of his penis as it swings back and fourth in his shorts as he walks. Wash that damn thing every once in a while Rodney!

Ex2: Fernando had a reputation on the block for being quite the mudmole. He would dip his dong in anything with an asshole.

mudmole by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014

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stomp a mudhole

To tear someone a new ass, to beat them to near death or to otherwise hurt someone to the point that they can not fight back.

When that little punk stole my beer, I could do nothing else but stomp a mudhole in his ass.

stomp a mudhole by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

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puddle in the mudhole

The post anal sex event of directly cumming in a woman's anus. This will immediatly be followed by gurgling sounds, air bubbles, and the occasional moaner from your woman.

I'd sure like to give that lass a puddle in the mudhole.

puddle in the mudhole by dasgeneral April 14, 2005