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1. (noun) Medium Old White Dick. The average size penis of an old white male.
2. (noun) Medium Old White Dick. An old white male who has an average size penis.
3. (verb) To fuck or be fucked by an old white male who has an average size penis.
I love me some MOWD
I'm just a petite young girl with Daddy issues that wants to get MOWD.
MOWD by CrotchGourmet October 12, 2020
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The hottest brunette girl known to man. Definately a girl with boys chasing her. When this is a last name, it means the hottest girl known to man, also a brunette, with blue eyes. She is not the brightest, but certainly not dumb, and everyone chases her.
Mowdy by MRM 606 November 9, 2012

Mongoose Mowdown 

1: A phrase commonly shouted by invisible announcers whenever someone is hit by a motorcyce or bicycle.
2: An achievement in Halo 3 gained by running over another player with the Mongoose vehicle.
Pedestrian: *walking along the road

Motorist: MONGOOSE MOWDOWN BIATCH!
Mongoose Mowdown by Noble2 August 19, 2010
Low functioning idiot. Keeps a stock pile of Lemon pepper and old wiperblades.
Me: Dude, quit being such a Mowday!
Mowday: Hey don't call me retarded :(
Mowday by FatGrumpyPizza March 2, 2017