mountain man 

The manliest type of Man.

Did you see that guy take a bullet and just keep on going like it was nothing? He's a mountain man.

mountain man by Mountainous August 20, 2005

Mountain Man 

A person who looks like they just slept on the mountains, this person usually has scruffy hair, and smells bad. These people can summon animals by laughing with a high pitched scream. Also this Mountain Man tends to growl. (Also known as Mx2)

(Brooke just woke up)

Morgan- look at Mountain Man over there !

Mountain Man by davidlover18 June 20, 2009

mountain man 

to let go of ones physical appearance (large beard, dirty hair, horrible hygene) Usually during a state of depression, or extreme laziness.

generally applies to males.

Joe: "man,Dave's been real upset lately."

Jack: "yeah i think hes gonna pull a mountain man"

mountain man by Slagatron January 2, 2009

mountain man 

A guy who like to bring girls to the tops of small mountains in hopes the girl will be blown away by the breath taking view and hook up with you

Hey babe im the mountain man wanna go to the mountain and drink some beers so i can have sex with you?

mountain man by Jacked J September 9, 2007

Mountain man 

Not the manliest kind of man. There is a breed of man even manlier than the mountain man. This is their story- Three farmers in Poland are drinking and decide to challenge each others manhood by playing man games. The first farmer tells the other two to hit him with sacks of potatoes. The other two hit him with the potatoes, then the second farmer decides to up the anti by cranking up a chainsaw and cutting the end of his foot off. The third farmer sees this and decides he will not be outdone so he takes the saw and cuts his own head off with it. You don't get much more manly, only the Maine chainsaw romance guy is in a similar category of manly.

Mountain man, my best bro cut his own head off, that really happened. You thought you were tough til I just told you the story of a real man, you look like a bearded lady boy.

Mountain man by Solid Mantis November 21, 2016

Mountain Man 

A breed of men who are breezy and carefree to a major fault. They often jump around jobs, cities, and especially women. They often have dogs, are usually in their upper twenties into early thirties. They are deceiving because they seem sweet at first and are harder to spot.

I dated a mountain man, they really suck.

Mountain Man by kodak2021 August 20, 2021

Mountain man 

Short for brokeback mountain man.

That guy is a true mountain man.

Mountain man by the personal everyone June 10, 2025