moo goo gai pan 

crappy chinese food.

waitress: you rike some food?
Me: yeah anything but the moo goo gai pan. It gave me the shits last night.

moo goo gai pan by Bluto Scones August 31, 2006

moo goo gai pan 

When a Asian man cums on a cats face

I went to the Chinese place around the corner and walked up to the counter and caught the owner yelling “ moo goo gai pan!” Repeatedly as he was cumming on a cats face he was preparing to cook.

moo goo gai pan by The Ballon Knot Boys June 3, 2022

Moo Goo Gai Panic 

Medical condition resulting in intense fear of cheap chinese restaurants.

I appreciate the invitation, but my Moo Goo Gai Panic precludes me from eating at the Dollar-A-Scoop restaurant.

Moo Goo Gai Panic by G Money February 27, 2004