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Monteiro 

The best family out errrreee
Did you go to the Monteiro motive it BANGED
Monteiro by mont April 11, 2021

Monteiro 

Wow Monteiro’s ain’t shit
Monteiro by FOOOOOOD23 March 27, 2019

Monteiro Sigh

When you emit a long, deep, audible breath in order to express disappointment, acceptance of a stereotype or inability to explain your recent actions in hopes that your colleagues will no longer care about your stupidity.
Person 1: Dude, how good was that asian food we had last night?

Person 2: It was awesome and tasted great. So glad to finally find somewhere that respects my Korean roots and is run by real asians with authentic food.

Person 1: Agreed. Remember when the owner called you out for not being a real asian?

Person 2: "Monteiro Sigh"
Monteiro Sigh by Poncejuice December 12, 2018

Christie Monteiro 

The most painfully hot CG character created. She's a Capoeira master and a playable character in the fighting games Tekken 4 and Tekken 5
CHRISTIE MONTEIRO (Tekken announcer's voice)
Christie Monteiro by stuba September 30, 2006

Alex J Montero 

The GREATEST Actor on the planet!!! He is known for his starring role as The Kid Who Only Hit Homers and for doing many professional podcasts. I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HE DOES NEXT!!!
You - He did you see that AWESOME MOVIE THE OTHER DAY?!?!
Friend - THE ONE WITH ALEX J MONTERO??? IT WAS AMAZING!!!
A very smart person with sexual body features
You made a 100% on the test you are very montero
Montero by unsitedmagic May 4, 2015