mom shit 

Meaniless tasks given by the mother to a child. For example, throw away the kitty litter, throw out the garbage, fold the laundry.

The older sister told her younger sister, seriously do you want to move back home? You know mom will have you doing mom shit.

mom shit by GWTH963 April 3, 2016

I fucked your mom shit lips 

When Lightning McQueen fucked your mom and made her cheeks go clap.

Connor: I fucked your mom shit lips.
Greg: *cries but in big sad mood*

I fucked your mom shit lips by Da real Lightning McQueen November 5, 2019

Shit mom 

A piece of shit that let's a baby fall into a drawer

You are a shit mom

Shit mom by Dhsoaibduskwbjs February 1, 2018

shit in ur mom's mouth for 50p 

the act of excreting bodily waste into somebody's mother's mouth for the amount of 50p or half a pound, or even half a dollar if u are american.

person 1: dude, ur mom is dead!
person 2: oh yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
person 1 and 2: hahahahhahahahhaha

shit in ur mom's mouth for 50p by chris cringle September 6, 2004

shit in your mom's mouth for 50p

it's pretty self explanatory

person 1: oh yeah, ur mom is dead!
person 2: yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american

shit in your mom's mouth for 50p by chris cringle September 4, 2004