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Miracle Whipped 

Some one who has completely stopped using regular mayonaise and only uses Miracle Whip.
"Do you not have any mayonaise?"

"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."

"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."

Miracle Whipped 

When your boss is really tough on you.
How was the visit today? I didnt have all my invoices logged, so I got Miracle Whipped pretty badly.
Miracle Whipped by The Druglord January 29, 2019