minidouche 

a person who is not yet able to be a big douche; minidouche. for the little ones still worthy of being a douche bag.

man that sean kid sure is a minidouche

minidouche by eatenbyadeck July 31, 2009

mendoucheous 

A word-intra-syllable-insertion (tmesis) of the word "douche" into the word "mendacious". Recently coined by blog commentators, especially on the far right.

That Obamatard certainly is a mendoucheous asshat.

mendoucheous by Anglave February 28, 2009

Miliadouche

A male in the military that lives life with a general alpha male douche attitude . The miliadouche is very territorial. A large portion of their time is spent in the gym getting yoked. When they party, shit gets fucked up.

Thomas: Hey bruh did you go to the gym today.
Jeff: Yeah i did, but I couldn't work out because a pack of miliadouches had taken over the squat racks.

Miliadouche by Nasto17 April 13, 2015

mandouche 

A complete fucking idiot that thinks they are the shit.

"Man, Kenny is such a mandouche. He should just shut the fuck up."

mandouche by webmoocher.com August 6, 2008

Crud-mandouche 

When the act of ass-kissing, or brown nosing ,as it is sometimes called, has become so ridiculously obvious, it's as if the perp has intentionally wrapped toilet paper around his own head, so as to become a human butt hole swab. It is at this time that the butt-smooching offender must forever be christened... Crud-mandouche.

Worker 1: Wow, looks like the boss' son is really crawling up the old keister today. huh?
Worker 2: What a total farken Crud-mandouche!

Crud-mandouche by Thecrudwhisperer March 30, 2010

misdouchery 

concerning the use of a douche to introduce fluids into the body for reasons other than medical or hygiene purposes.

You filled your vagina with jello? Stop this misdouchery at once!

Examples of misdouchery:
1. Filling your vagina with chocolate syrup
2. A female's use of a shower head to masturbate
3. Flushing wildfire up your rectum to light farts on fire

misdouchery by alien_from_Europa May 15, 2013

Mandouche 

A swab cotton material like object that is used to clean the mans penis inside... and out.

To order mandouche call-1-925 818 0761

Friend: Dude that lake we swam in was so dirty.

You: Ya bro im gonna go use a mandouche.

Mandouche by Kevin, mark and bogdan! October 22, 2009