merpNderp 

When a situation seems like merp, but ends up being derp.

Disappointment.

You end up pulling some quality cheek.
"merp"

She ends up having a penis.
"derp"

Hence, merpNderp.

merpNderp by ShredGnarShark July 8, 2012

merpalerp 

When merp finds alerp

Just went to the store to go pick me up some merpalerp

merpalerp by Merpalerp69 February 6, 2017

Merinder 

The opposite of a reminder, which would cause you to remember something. Instead a merinder causes you to forget.

I just got bitched right in the head! I don't merinder a thing!

Merinder by SalamiArmy October 22, 2018

chocolate merendero 

chocolate merendero it's a thing that could happen during a doggy style, if she has some little trace of shit around her butthole and one of these ones drops on your fingers you could """accidentaly""" let her suck your fingers

yesterday i had sex with a chick and i did her a chocolate merendero

chocolate merendero by fucking hostile 95 September 9, 2017