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markyfied 

An occasion were one person wants the ground to swallow them up and sit in a void for 14 years whilst recovering from total internal destruction due to a certain person.

Commonly occurs to people who think they're great and can outwit others. They then result in coming crashing down and leaving others laughing at them.

Common symptoms include crying, sobbing and a general feeling of worthlessness having been markyfied.
You have just been markyfied!

That guy wants to go cry to his momma he's just been Markyfied.
markyfied by mrmes June 11, 2006
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Marklied 

To be robbed,scammed,conned, lied to, used by a loser
I was marklied, I trusted this guy in my home and came home and all my tools were gone and my garage was cleaned out.
Marklied by Nun Mel April 5, 2021

marklied 

When a guy lies cheats and steals from you. Usually a meth addict
I was dating this guy and he lied and fucked me over then stole my stuff.

Oh you got marklied
marklied by Marklied April 4, 2021

Marklied 

To be used,conned,scammed,robbed, lied to by the most notorious delusional loser in Piedmont triad area.
I was marklied , I trusted this guy in my house and I came home and all my tools were gone.
Marklied by Nun Mel April 5, 2021

Mankyfied 

Extremely rubbish. Originates from la lengua de Xoán.
Arsenal are a mankyfied team.
Mankyfied by Xoán Vázquez December 29, 2004

Mankified 

to be touched or affected by something mankyor disgusting
to have been changed somehow, not for the good.
ie, God, i feel so mankified after i slept with Marty!

man that water made me all mankified!
Mankified by El Flaymo January 9, 2007
Something that's been made awesome, and comparable to Bob Marley himself. Generally assosciated with music and/or reggae themes.
Whoa, dude. You totally marlified that piece of music.
Marlified by Ryan Crees June 17, 2008