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manuere by Manuere May 16, 2018

hoover manuever

More commonly spelled – Hoover Maneuver

1. Giving someone a hickie, a temporary bruise or mark caused by kissing, sucking or biting the skin forcefully enough to rupture small blood vessels;

2. Accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;

3. Attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship using serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover);

4. An abortion, the removal of an embryo or fetus from the uterus in order to end a pregnancy

5. When a company outsources your job to a country outside of the United States to save money;

6. Oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum (see fellatio, cunnilingus, analingus);

7. Purposely taking advantage of friends and relatives by borrowing things and not returning them.
1. If you go out with Austin, wear a turtle neck to protect yourself from his hoover manuever (maneuver). Pepper spray is also a good idea.

2. I shredded the cats tail – sorry mom – bad hoover manuever (maneuver). Next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.

3. My BPD ex-girlfriend pulled a hoover manuever (maneuver) – said she would kill herself if I didn’t go back with her.

4. Cost me $1,000 for the hoover manuever (maneuver) and $100 for roses. Beats child support every time.

5. IBM used a hoover manuever (maneuver) to relocate my job to India. Think I'll move there to get it back.

6. On my birthday I asked for a hoover manuever (maneuver). I got an upright model. Varoom!

7. Chester told me that he “acquired” all his garden tools using the hoover manuever (maneuver). I asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.
hoover manuever by Auntie-Nyms September 22, 2010

Manure Hole 

Following a night of intense anal, Dave's manure hole looked like ground beef.
Manure Hole by ellis292 December 15, 2009

Horse manure 

Horse manure is technically horse poo. You can do a variety of things with it such as, Gardening, eating and throwing in other peoples faces.
Richard: What did you just throw at me?
Greg: A little bit of horse manure
or
Richard: how is this dish so good?
Greg: A little touch of horse manure there mate
or
Richard: Hmm what does this garden need?
Greg: Sounds like you need some horse manure!
Horse manure by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018

Manference 

Manference (Man-frince):Noun.
A meeting of like minded male friends, commonly in private, to speak of one of the friends problems or tribulations. The purpose of the manference is to provide sound advice to a friend in need. Derived from the two words 'man' and 'conference', with conference truncated and man added to the beginning. Originates from Bangor, Maine. Also known as a sidebar.
Man 1:"Yo bro, i got a problem."
Man 2: "Sure man, let's go have a manference."
Man 3: "sweet dude, manference time."
Manference by riceje7 April 22, 2010
Slang term for Manchester United F.C., derived from the shortened Man U version of their name. Used in a mocking fashion.
I hope ManUre lose tonight, they're all fucking cunts.
ManUre by Dr. Graham Garden April 15, 2007