manhole covers 

Huge Nostrils, such as those exhibited on the horrifying grills of Dionne Warwick and Patrick Ewing.

"Chuck Wagon went up for a relatively easy layup, but the ball ended up in Ewings monstrous manhole covers as he defended the rim."

manhole covers by Moses from Hollywood Blvd May 9, 2009

Manhole Cover 

noun: A Butt Plug owned by a man.

Like a diamond in the rough, Larry uncovered Ed's bejeweled Manhole Cover.

Manhole Cover by SteveHeaves December 22, 2020

Manahawkin Manhole Cover 

Right after your ass fucking someone you pull your dick out and lay your balls on their gapping asshole.

Mark came home to Manahawkin opened the door to find the Manahawkin Manhole Cover happening in his bedroom right when his friend was covering his girlfriends ass with his balls

Manahawkin Manhole Cover by NORATS July 12, 2017

manhole cover 

slang for a sanitary napkin

I'm wearing a manhole cover today so you can't eat me.

manhole cover by In Need June 8, 2003

manhole cover 

What should be given to every heterosexual male before being incarcerated.

When Jim Bob dropped the soap in the shower he did not have to worry because he was wearing his manhole cover.

manhole cover by Jack December 30, 2003

MAN HOLE COVERS 

GRANNY PANTIES. BIG COTTON PANTIES'S.

DAM GIRL,ARE YOU WEARING MAN HOLE COVERS? THESE PANTIES ARE HARD TO WORK WITH.

MAN HOLE COVERS by THE LIP LICKER June 20, 2011

fell through the manhole cover 

To drop the ball on a task, or to fail entirely at an assignment. Or to have done way, way, way too much cocaine the night before.

I can't make it in to work today because I fell through the manhole cover this last night like a total bone head.

Billy! Where's my report?!?! You fell through the manhole for the last time... you're fired!

fell through the manhole cover by urban1983 December 9, 2010