maloney 

a wandering or offset eyeball (ie Marty Feldman)

Wow, Dad, the cashier at the grocery store had a bad maloney!

maloney by Nautidog August 13, 2012

maloney 

maloney,hybrid,comes from the name malone and some origin of stunting,a regular member of any girl that has been fucked over by a man aka "a maloney"

e.g. caoimhe got maloned!or got a maloney!

maloney by maloney October 14, 2006

maloney 

a boy who is being rediculous and silly.

"you didn't call me last night."
"yes i did silly maloney!"

maloney by Jasmone' January 17, 2009

maloney 

the type of guy that shakes your hand really hard to let you know hes been working out.

did you hear about maloney 69ing that dude behind the dumpster behind the tech?

maloney by Dr. Phil Can Fly April 30, 2013

maloney 

Something that looks identical to something else.

Hey Jasper c'mere! These two look alike!
Why I reckon that them there must be a maloney.

maloney by Ryan Fucking Snyder May 12, 2008

maloney 

a person whose breath smells worse than a bums asshole

Dude, that chick was a maloney!

maloney by what the belief November 29, 2010

maloney 

Where a friend (usually a girl) gets premoted in any job and unsuccessully tries to be a hard ass boss.
Will laugh and joke in the middle of trying to repremand an employe.

That girl tries hard but she is such a maloney

maloney by Jorge Hynes December 25, 2008