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manbeardeer 

A spin-off of Al Gores manbearpig. Used to describe someone using the bodybuilding supplement Russian Bear 5000 which is a high protein, high calorie weight gainer that among other things contains Sickadeer antler powder. Therefore becoming 1/2 man 1/2 bear 1/2 deer. Manbeardeer!
Guy 1: Who's that guy over there bench pressing 800 pounds?
Guy 2: That guys always in here throwin weight around. Thats manbeardeer!
manbeardeer by manbeardeer February 11, 2010

The Main Board 

The Main Board is the most deluded place on the whole of the innernet, making it extremely amusing for both Saints fans and the rest of the world alike.
The Main Board consists of typical fred such as the one below!

Poster 1: I heard Paul Allen is coming to Saints
Poster 2: hcdajfu
Poster 3: O'RLY
Poster 4: Wow this is great we will be the best team in the world in no time!
Poster 5: We're going to be better than Pompey again!
Poster 6: That'll shut Corp Ho up!
Poster 7: w00t!
Poster 8: I'm going to take over saints.
Poster 9: Lets just focus on our next game for now!
Poster 10: OK, I think we will win!
The Main Board by wwwwwwwwww December 10, 2007

mainloading 

the act of force-feeding/smoking/drinking yourself into a vegetative pulp. This is either to please/appease the masses, or to play catch-up after you're girlfriend delayed you're pu$$y-whipped ass at home when you were supposed to be out loading at a normal pace with the boys.
After going shopping with the female and arriving half an hour late, the fellas had me mainloading two six packs lager in thirty minutes.. B@stards!
mainloading by Sheisha ninja February 11, 2009
The term used when you bleed from inexpensive toilet paper.
That dang 1-ply gave me mainard.
mainard by Justin Main November 7, 2006

manbeardyke

Another creature subject to Al Gore's poor math skills. A cousin of manbearpig, this one is half man, half bear, half super lesbo. Usually the butch in the lesbian relationship. It is often overly butch with characteristics such as:
-Large Biceps
-Plays Professional / Semi-Professional Football
-Really short hair (spikes optional)
-Could crush the average man into the ground with one swing of her bear claw
"Holy crap, did you see that?"
"No! What happened?"
"Another manbeardyke sighting!"

"You guys, I'm super duper serial! Manbeardyke really does exist!"
manbeardyke by 429mustang January 12, 2009

sloppy mainard 

When you dip your braids in diarrhea and shake your head around spraying it onto your partner.
Last night was crazy, I gave this chick a sloppy mainard!
sloppy mainard by Skase December 19, 2022