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Verb. Much like the bird, to be magpied is to find oneself distracted by shiny things; to be shinied.
Alice: Hey Bob, what's up?
Bob: Not much, Alice, just been reading a-- Oooohhh...
Alice: Bob?
Alice: ...
Alice: You got magpied again, didn't you?
magpied by Cottleston Pie March 30, 2011
One of the days where you glimpse a single magpie around you on a certain day which you plan something. Then it all goes horrifically wrong and corrupted and you feel totally screwed.
"I saw a magpie earlier, before my maths exam... I totally failed"

"MAGPIED SUKA!!!!"
Magpied by MAGPIED!!! July 14, 2005

Magpiely 

Magpiely, short for Magpie-like, is the largest fashion & beauty retail brand in Bangladesh.
She went shopping at Magpiely today.
Magpiely by GhostHitman007 March 31, 2023

magpie syndrome 

An irrational affinity for shiny objects. When a highly shiny object is seen by the sufferer it often may induce a compulsive need to claim it and several minutes of staring at said object in the sun. This will later end in the sufferer pocketing the object to add to his/her collection by a sunny windowsill at home. If a shiny object is ouside of a sufferer's grasp it will usually result in an strong, though usually short-lived obsession over it.
Me: Master Chief's armor wasn't nearly as shiny as you said in the Halo 3 trailer.
Ray: yea it is it is sooooooooooooooooo shiny
Me: Magpie syndrome
magpie syndrome by phort99 May 25, 2006
Where a female named Maggie hooks up with someone who is very drunk and can barely walk
Maggied by I was Maggied January 21, 2020

Cock Magpie

Like a magpie is attracted to shiny objects, the cock magpie is a girl (or guy) who just loves the cock. The cock magpie is commonly found surrounded by disproportionate amounts of male genitalia.
Aaron: "I can't believe Mark got out with that girl last night"
Tom: "Yeah i know, she's such a slag. It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a corridor...."
Matty: "She's always like that, she's a real cock magpie. She just loves the cock"
Cock Magpie by *jace* March 2, 2010