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Cum Machine

(Noun) A person that ejaculates all day long.
“Josh. Get out of the bloody restroom you fucking cum machine, I need to take a shit you little wanker.”

cum ball machine 

Like a gum ball machine except with cum. Can be found in many gay community restaurants, bars, and establishments.
Tony went to the cum ball machine to get a gum flavored cum ball.