Somebody who lies on
the internet.
Somebody who has broken English as mother tongue(tounge in Livewire lingo).
Somebody so cool he has a pregnant under-age
internet girlfriend, 3½ PhD's(and counting). He can also travel to Greece(to meet his e-gf) in record time(and probably does not have to leave the room)..
Oh did I say that they used to be brother and sister before they
eventually fell in love?
Livewire: we was just lying to ourselves