The most amazing, cool, nice person you can ever meet. You can always go to her with your problems and she'll be there to help you out. Everyone loves her.
A cult supporting the Non-Existent Self-Proclaimed Pagan God, Linus. Spends their time fulfilling the roles Linus bestowed onto them including fapping, giving blowjobs and bdsmed by Linus
An amazingly beautiful woman. Often the best girlfriend you will ever have and you will know it! She has the most perfect boobs with just the right nipples and an ass that you can't stop grabbing. But most importantly when she smiles onlookers may die a little inside knowing that its not for them just for her boyfriend.