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jens lehmann

German Goalkeeper who since the FA CUP in 2005 has shown mass improvement for Arsenal and deserves to be Germany's #1 GK over Oliver Kahn in the upcoming world cup.
Jens Lehmann is probably the best german goalkeeper as of right now.
jens lehmann by Pobecax April 22, 2006
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To throw a ball so badly and always in to the ceiling or in to your own computer monitor when sitting directly in front of it
for fucks sake..you leanned that ball so badly
Leanned by Gingerpad August 17, 2018

Jens Lehmann

Jens Lehmann is an absolute legend and a credit to english football. In one match he knees an unsuspecting Matt Jansen in the chest them pushes him over as he's walking away from the goal he then gets tackled fairly by David Bentley and goes down like he's been shot. When he realised the ref wasn't giving anything he got straight back up. Also is a master of deliberate time wasting.
Person 1: Jens Lehmann is a complete fuckwit!
Person 2: Stfu he is a complete legend..
Jens Lehmann by Das Jens December 9, 2008

Lehmanesque 

poppycock; perplexing; possibly fraudulent, esp. math.
I like that Jehovah's Witnesses believe that everyone will be brought back to life. But how could trillions of people share the Earth? The math is Lehmanesque.
Lehmanesque by iamstarheart June 12, 2011

lehmanny moment 

an act of sheer stupidity, especially when the culprit is capable of brilliance.
Jim aced his math test, but forgot to put his name on it, thus receiving a failing grade. What a lehmanny moment!
lehmanny moment by Maxwellll June 21, 2008

Lohanned 

To consume drugs or alcohol to such an extent that there is a legitimate danger of losing one's driver's license, undergarments and stomach contents all on the same night. Naturally, this term is derived from Lindsay Lohan's standard Monday night itinerary.
"Hey, I just got paid. Let's go down to the Sunset Strip and get completely Lohanned!"
Lohanned by Paul-Pierre Smalls December 9, 2008