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Contraction of Last and Bastard. Used to describe the person who leaves the empty roll on the paper holder, empty milk bag in the container etc. Lastards also do things like cramming one last thing in the trash rather than taking it out. In some families it also refers to the person who takes the last slice, chip, cookie etc when not everyone has had a first.
Who's the dirty lastard who took the last ice-cube without adding some water to the tray?!
Lastard by NevilRead March 4, 2012
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Lasterday 

The word you use when you are talking about something that happened in the recent past, but you can't remember the exact day (due to a black out), or it really doesn't have any significance to the story...or you just can't be bothered to think hard enough to remember it.
Amber: I just went to a Ween concert in Anaheim.
Penny: Really, when was that?
Amber: Lasterday, I think.
Lasterday by DeedleDawn October 7, 2009

Lasterday 

Today is tuesday, which means Sunday was Lasterday.
Lasterday by Teatime777 December 28, 2015
A portmanteau of the abbreviation LA, for Liberal Arts, and 'tard. Pronounced "lay-tard", LAtard is a pejorative term for a person studied in the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "cultured", "creative", "open-minded", and "erudite" than most people but lack the skills to work a basic calculator, let alone engineer a bridge.

Not to be confused with Libtard.
There's a flame war between the LAtards and STEMlords on Reddit again.
LAtard by TomTee May 25, 2021

Lasterday 

Remember lasterday, when you were born and then started driving.
Lasterday by Angelpie November 27, 2012

Lasterday 

When you don't remember what happened LAST night but knew it was YESTERDAY.
I smashed on this beezy lasterday.
Lasterday by Antdizzle310 June 17, 2013