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kuwaiting 

It's the time a military member waits in the country of Kuwait to either go home to the US or to go into Iraq, usually a period of stasis or limbo when nothing is happening.
Military guy calling forward to his unit in Iraq to let them know he's going to be a couple of days over on his leave, "Dude, I was supposed to fly out last week but the plane broke so I'm Kuwaiting till they have another one up"
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Kwatting 

(Adj) describing someone who does things because they're poor and it makes their life slightly better.
He went to the store just to stand in the air conditioning, he's such a kwatting cunt
Kwatting by Kwattincunt June 25, 2015

Kuwaiti Burnout 

After coitus you realize you have had a dirty ass, and have left skid marks on the bedsheets resembling a burnout.
Man, we hooked up and I felt a little raunchy, definitely left a little Kuwaiti Burnout on her sheets...
The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet, may be hot tempered at times but it's all for a good reason. Sweet, beautiful, smart and extremely nice, capable of doing many things. When you're with her your heart feels like it wants to burst out of its cage, she makes you so happy you just wna put a ring on her finger and get married and never let go, that's how it feels like to date her.
See that girl, Kaiting, over there? Isn't she beautiful?
Kaiting by Dr. Erik Maria Bark June 14, 2013

kuwaiti-fied 

Making something that’s not related to being Kuwaiti to something Kuwaiti
American:I ate a burger

Kuwaiti-fied:I ate a gold burger

Kuwaitian 

The state or quality of being Kuwait.
I have this friend from Kuwait, he's Kuwaitian or something.

Kuwaiti Oil Rigging 

Giving someone an enema of crude oil, putting a stopper on their anal cavity and puncturing a hole in the stopper guzzling the oil as it escapes the anal cavity at a high velocity.
Dude, last night was crazy; my wife gave me a Kuwaiti Oil Rigging, we're still cleaning up the mess.