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Kumite

The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World, like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's real. It's really real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.

It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and food, everything (spa etc...) but they don't cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.

Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
"You think I knew she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch?! She didn't say nothing about no Kumitie, Kumitoo, Kumite, Koom, black coon. Now y'all just hush I'm trying to think of what we gonna do"

Kumite (Eyyah!)
Kumite by Rzhhhh September 10, 2013
Related Words
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A man with a dick so big it he can swing it around and use it to fly like a helicopter. Commonly also referred to as the helicockter
Damn is that kulith in the sky
kulith by dickmasterluke March 4, 2022
A variation to the word quiter. Most often used in short messages such as Insatant Messaging.
Person 1: So, how did u do with your volunteering today?

Person 2: I worked for two hours straight. It was very tiring.

Person 1: But, u were supposed to work for at least three hours.

Person 2: I know! I'm such a kuiter! Tomorrow I'll work an extra hour to make up the time.
kuiter by Anjirock93 August 20, 2007
Convery's clothing line.
"Yo is that a Kulte shirt youre wearing?"
kulte by Fabio August 19, 2003

kultergeist 

Kultergeist has to be the biggest retard i've ever met
kultergeist by iitsKylo April 25, 2020
-noun

A member of the unworking class who scrounges from tax paying citizens. Only ambitions in life are to 'win lottery', 'appear on Jermey Kyle' and 'breed different colour (sic) children'from many different fathers.
That Kylite Bitch has got pregnant again
Kylite by BadUn March 26, 2008