krysteria 

When a foreign teacher, or substitute teacher has a mental breakdown during a class or lecture because of the student's lack of cooperation.

"Wow today Mr. Smith had some major krysteria."

krysteria by Jason1214552 May 13, 2007

Krystalia 

If you have a Krystalia keep her forever.
Smart,HILARIOUS,Drop dead gorgeous, and super playful

Anyone is lucky to have a Krystalia

Yeah that girl Krystalia she is slow

Krystalia by Sksk.Coco December 3, 2019

Krystiana 

She’s a one of a kind and really funny she is truly remarkable and makes you happy she will do anything to keep you in her arms and you get attached to her really fast you will say I love you in the first week and she will say it back she will never give up on you or her loved ones she has the best laugh and smile her skin is super soft and is amazing

Did you hear about Ethan with Krystiana

Yeah they are really cute he’s so lucky

Krystiana by Wh0sethan June 27, 2019

Krystian 

A straight up G Polish Kid who knows his shit. Usually
sells drugs and shoots up Heroine on a weekly basis. Also
uses his cock for per say "Cock Slapping" vicitims. Falls
under the catagories of : A female pleasurer, Douchebag,
Known for "Porking" mums, Entensive knowledge of Polish
Ways, and anything falling under the catagory of "Big
Dick".

Guy 1 - Yo, who's the cool cat over by the corner?
Guy 2 - That guy!? You fucking serious? He's Krystian, but
you didn't hear it from me...

Krystian by Virologic April 13, 2021

Krystianity 

Krystianity is a well known user on the Mnet+ ZB1 board. She’s known for her poems (“She ginga on my minga ‘till I yo”) and she’s been voted as the president. Her signature is simping over Krystian Wang. Together with other well known users she belongs to the “Pabowife family”.

Person 1: “Who’s the funniest person on Mnet+?”
Person 2: “It’s obviously Krystianity!”

Krystianity by haozhao October 24, 2023

Krystiana 

She is the most amazing, beautiful, lovely, adorable, and funny girl I have ever met, i don’t know what I would do without her

Have you heard her puns? She’s such a Krystiana

Krystiana by Yoooooooooo12335 July 11, 2017

Krystian 

Krystian is usually of Polish descent and is a guy who is annoying when with his friends but secretly sweet inside. He's also very smart and some people have grudges against him because of how smart he is. You're lucky if you have a Krystian in your life, but be ready to get mad at him a lot.

Friend 1: Yo look, it's Krystian!
Friend 2: Ugh, I'm so mad at him! He got 94% on the exam and I got 88!
Friend 1: Yeah, yesterday Krystian got one more answer right on the test than me! SO annoying!

Friend 1: Have you seen Krystian?
Friend 2: You mean that really annoying kid who throws erasers in class?
Friend 1: Yeah, but he's actually really nice. I have art club with him and he's always polite to me there
Friend 2: Eh, yeah, I guess. I've just never seen him without his friends.
Friend 1: You should. He's also SO smart

Krystian by Parry Otter December 11, 2019