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Kraterd (Pronounced Krah-Turd or Kray-Turd) is when you are high from Kratom. Kratom would give you energy in small doses, but give you initial energy followed by prolonged relaxation, sleepiness, pain reducing or pain killing effects, and a high. Kratom makes you happy, or kraterd. Red vain maeng da is the best as it makes you the most high and sleepy and pain killing effects. Green vain maeng da gives you less of a high, but more energy. White vain maeng da gives you the most energy. The dose range is 3-5g. More than that like 7 or 8 g and you will be even more kratered but a little nauseous. 9+g and you will probably vomit.
Tyler: I chugged 5.2 g of red maeng da powder mixed with warm water.. I'm Kraterd (high off kratom).

Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.

Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.

Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.

*an hour later.

Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).
Kraterd by HawaiianPunch1 February 27, 2023
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Wild and exuberant! Total people person that everyone loves. Very well put together but yet can be spontanious and fun. A hard worker, can be stubborn but is a true friend that is always there for you when you need someone. Kateryn is a bubbly girl that all the boys love!
Kateryn by slightly moronic November 14, 2010

Kateryna 

The Queen! THe most beautifulest, gorgeous, sweet,nice,very funny, a great heart,loving,caring,really smart girl in the whole world!!!! Very strong, powerful, don't mess up with her or she'll be a TOTAL BITCH TO YOU!!! Shes very unique, inspires people, she knows how to laugh and be happy! She's intellegent, cute, adorable,sneaky, a great leader.
Kateryna, you make me laugh so much, that my stomach hurts!
Kateryna by The Black Kat February 4, 2010
She is the best person you will meet in your life and you are lucky to be in her presence. Nobody is as beautiful or kind or sincere, and she deserves to be treated like royalty. If she looks at you, try not to fall in love because once you've been Kateryn'd, there's no going back.
I ran into Kateryn today.
Did you look at her?
No, I'm too scared to fall in love
Kateryn by RRZZPP;) March 13, 2019

Kateryna 

A name usually spelled Katerina but was messed up either by the parents or the Ukrainian Embassy at immigration. Kateryna is the craziest, most creative person you will ever meet but dont get on her bad side or you're screwed. Bold and brash she will be your best friend or the thing that brings you to an assylum.
kateryna made me crazy so they put me in a round room and told me to sit in a corner.
Kateryna by katerynapriara February 22, 2009
Inserting anything of fist size or larger into the anal and then taking it out. The remaining gap is the krater.
jaquim likes to get kraters.
krater by Gustavo Ramirez October 3, 2006