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kohner the rabid chipmunk 

a rare species of chipmunk. he is the leader of the chipmunks
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Scott Kuhner 

Verb. To indirectly cause the girl you like to break up with her boyfriend of over three years, shortly thereafter dating her yourself.
Scott Kuhner totally Scott Kuhnered Danielle the other week. We were all surprised at first but then we all kind of accepted it.

Konner Bridge 

A white kid in New Jersey who plays basketball. He is most likely your father and should be respected as such.
Oh look it’s Konner Bridge! That’s dad!

Kohler-Effect 

The Kohler Effect occurs when a stunningly confident, incredibly handsome man enters a room, causing everyone present to immediately drop what they're doing in order to get a glimpse. After having witnessed the Kohler-Effect it is not uncommon to experience a 24 hour erection.
Gnarly, I think I just witnessed the Kohler-Effect
Kohler-Effect by maastricht101 November 8, 2010
The most PERFECT Boyfriend. And Friend ANYONE Could EVER Have. His Eyes Are the most Beautiful things...His Hugs! Are the Absolute BEST!! And His Kisses Make You Melt!! How Could anyone live without a Konner.
I LOVE You Konner
Konner by SNicole22 December 12, 2016
Most likely the coolest person who you'll ever meet. Usually plays the drums or guitar, or both. He makes everyone smile and has amazing hair. Every girl secretly wants him. ;) But only one girl has him and she is the luckiest girl in the whole world! He is the most amazing person in history ever!