klezbian

A lesbian, usually but not always Jewish, who loves Klezmer music beyond all comprehension. A klezbian also enjoys other forms of esoteric ethnic, world music and takes great pride in the fact that her tastes are so far outside the mainstream. Klezbians can usually be found in packs at live klezmer concerts, happily ignoring those around them.

I went to hear the Klezmatics and there were a ton of klezbians there.

klezbian by Jon Katajhina January 18, 2008

klesbian 

a lesbian who is also a kleptomaniac.

Hey, I heard that klesbian stole that Pluto Pillow Pet from Disneyland. And then she made out with a chick.

klesbian by Derp Cat November 20, 2011

klesbians 

Plural of Keyboard Lesbian. Men who roleplay at being a lesbian online. Happens often in the MMVW (Massively Multiplayer Virtual World) of Second Life.

"ZOMG, the klesbians are here!"

klesbians by Kira McCallen February 9, 2008

Klesbian 

Noun:
1. an extremely fat, ugly, ratty-looking, wouldn't-touch-it-with-a-ten-foot-pole kind of dyke. the kind of lesbian no one would enjoy watching lesbian porn to.

Adjective:
2. used as an insult.

J: Hey, hey! check out that chick, bro!
R: Dude, put your glasses on. That's totally a klesbian.
J: Holy shit, you're right, check out the caterpiller on her face!

Klesbian by HeliosJB October 18, 2011

klesbian 

A Keyboard Lesbian is a male who roleplays at being a lesbian online. Happens often in the MMVW (Massively Multiplayer Virtual World) of Second Life.

"Gurl, what do you think? Lesbian or Klesbian?"

"Hmm, not sure yet... Oh Wait. Definitely Klesbian. HAHA."

klesbian by Kira McCallen February 9, 2008

Rojnon Klezhian 

A person or being representing an undefinable object. An object representing an undefinable person or being.

Origin: Basical sub-portal Alien language of Vincent Vourz

Did you see that? DID YOU SEE IT?...thats like, I dont know - a Rojnon Klezhian.

Rojnon Klezhian by Vincent Vourz March 23, 2005