keg troll Share definition Flag A nasty girl (ie. busted face, bloated midriff etc...) who goes to parties, waits till normally self-respecting guys get drunk, and attempts to hook up with them. Oh dude, watch out for karen, she's a KEG TROLL and she's on the prowl! keg troll by rick March 28, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the keg troll mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch