keg leg 

The soreness one feels in the legs after a long night of drinking. Usually coupled with beer shits.

"I totes have keg leg, bro"

keg leg by Harold Taint November 20, 2007

keg-leg 

The act of duct-taping an empty beer keg to your left leg and walking around with it. You need something to do with that empty keg. And when people ask why you have a keg strapped to your leg answer with, "Arrrr, they was out of pegs."

"I'm bored and the beers gone. Time for some keg-legs"

keg-leg by sbdrinker2009 May 17, 2006

Keg on Legs

A woman with a short, round body and small breasts--usually of a short height with stubby arms and legs. Not an attractive body type.

That chick is built like a keg on legs

Keg on Legs by Eurodude October 16, 2010

Keg on Legs

Girl who loves to drink, usually short build, preferably of Polish heritage, sometimes likes to rap to Eazy-E and falls down alot (due to the beer). Good time girls, basically.

It wasn't fun until that Keg on Legs showed up!

Keg on Legs by D Tracy September 8, 2005