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kuk i kakuv 

putting a cock in a kakuv instead of a canoe
nice bro! i just put a kuk i kakuv
kuk i kakuv by UrbanBekledning January 29, 2017
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kuk i kakuv 

Swearword, means Dick in Kakuv
Kakuv is yo mama.
Dick in yo mama, from the norwegian term "kuk i kano"
"Kuk i kakuv i fucked up again"
"Kuk i kakuv Jakob!"
kuk i kakuv by kakuvs nisser March 9, 2017
An ancient Mesopotamian word used to express love and affection towards someone.
Kaku!! Come here give me a hug.
Kaku! I love you.
You're such a Kaku but still I love you
Kaku by Kakuno1 December 6, 2020
1: A butt-kinkin' character of of Naruto, and is partner to Hidan.
2. He can use tentecles to strangle, mame, rip things into pieces, and otherwise hurt very very very badly. Dude, like really bady. He's deadly.
3: He is known for being able to sew body parts back to where they belong.
4: He is kind of immortal, by having five hearts, and to kill him, you must kill ALL of the hearts. Seriously. Weird, right?
5: HE IS OBSESSED WITH MONEY!
(In a bathroom)
Kakuzu : Okay, here's the trading post.
Hidan: Why is it in a freakin' bathroom?
Kakuzu: Don't ask me. Just come.
Hidan: I don't know if it's the bathroom of that body, the smell is freakin' gross!
Kakuzu: Shut up and come on!
Kakuzu by Siyui-no Akatsuki December 23, 2008

Kakuhidan 

A yaoi paring of two people from naruto.
kakuzu and hidan.
Kakuzu-Hidan get your ass over here and suck me.
hidan-in a minute im praying
~Kakuhidan~
Kakuhidan by Yaoifan0102 June 27, 2010
kakucho is the most loyal man on earth, he’d be the best boyfriend ever. he’s loyal to izana kurokawa and was takemichis childhood friend
person 1: ayo is that kakucho??
person 2: you mean the most loyal man on earth?
kakucho by tvsarefrigginweird November 10, 2021