jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation...

jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering.

jostling by Rob May 13, 2005

jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation.

jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering

jostling by Rob May 13, 2005

jostling

when a person is jostling the bathroom door with their elbow numb so you’re too scared to pool

olivia tried to poop at a public bathroom but couldn’t because someone was jostling the door with their elbow

jostling by jostling February 1, 2019

jostling

to jostle, move around vigorously, to knock out of place

did you see that girl jostling at the club?

jostling by jostlyn October 11, 2022

clam jostling 

A euphemism for a particular sexual practice between two women involving the grinding together of the labia and clitoral hoods of each woman upon one another in a scissoring motion of the legs.

A survey has shown that the number one recreational activity for stripper midgets is clam jostling.

clam jostling by garybaldi February 12, 2010

Horse Jostling 

A Popular Pastime in Lincolnshire (Especially Scunthorpe)

The object of the game is to "bring off" a male equine mammal using two long sticks.

The sticks are positioned either side of the horses member, and then jostled from side to side, stimulating the horse to orgasm.

The Game ends either when the horse "Spaffs" or when one of the Jostlers is kicked by the horse with enough force to dissuade them from the act.

Yo Nick, are you goin' badger baitin tonight.

No you fuckin' retard. I got whacked in the nads last night while I was Horse Jostling, and now I can't fuckin walk!

(Extract from Sense and Sensability by Jane Austin)

Horse Jostling by NathanielW May 9, 2011

Log Jostling

v. Taking LSD and going into the woods overnight to camp under the stars whilst trying to maintain a fire the whole trip.

Scott and Damon had a good log jostling up in the woods last night.

What say you and I go for a little bit of log jostling this weekend?

Log Jostling by Mitchell Webblook October 21, 2011