joirs 

traitor to the empire

sdgsg

joirs by sdfsdf April 14, 2003

Oh Mes Jours 

A European twist on the common phrase:

"Oh My Days"

Coined by a 21st century Genius.

Can be written in l33t speak as OMJ.

French Teacher: Your homework for tonight is to learn some french.

Student: Oh mes jours!

French Teacher: WTF?!

Oh Mes Jours by Jons Octopus July 8, 2010

jorsk bomb 

A beer bong filled with hawaiin punch, 2-3 shots of majorska, and grape AMPED. Mass consumption leads to bad decisions or embarrassing stories in the morning

ryan: dude take it down!
tom: last one Im jorsked up
tim: just chug the jorsk bomb so u can go hook up with an ugly girl
tom: thats fucked up
ryan: hahahaha bruh

jorsk bomb by east shore highlights March 7, 2010

Jorsal 

A common last name, meaning "the one who fists" or "the one who likes fisting", also a common term for someone who likes beer, and likes to get drunk, occassionally while fisting.

Guy1: Wow my ass really hurt when i came home from Jorsal yesterday.

Guy2: Yeah, i heard it gets pretty wild with a Jorsal.

Jorsal by Dario.R February 6, 2009

Joiss 

One of a kind, if you ever find a joiss never let her go <3 I love my joiss to bits.

I love to joiss

Joiss by 0o0o0o0o0o0o October 4, 2016

Joorś Maclaus 

Joorś Maclaus - Deprived from the French word Force majeure meaning when a party takes advantage of a situation or event to another parties detriment and the party on the receiving end has no ability to enact force majeure. Essentially leaving them speechless.

Person 1: hey you took my after shave give it back.
Person 2: yeah, nah.
Person 1: wtf why.
Person 2: Joorś Maclaus
Person 1: well... fuck.

Joorś Maclaus by Wright Aidan May 21, 2020

Jorshane 

The definition of two black boys that are bestfriends forever:)

You know those Jorshanes? Yeah man those are my niggas

Jorshane by Grimsgirl♥ January 16, 2011