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nickname for a person you meet who is one badass mother fucker.
watch out these people are very good at anything they do.
usually very wealthy and powerful person and could wipe you off this planet in a blink of an eye.
Scarface - "Who you think your messing with?" "I'M Tony Montana(jpmoney)" "You fuck with me, your fucking with the best.

one of the best examples out there
jpmoney by Tony Montivelle September 25, 2007
JMoney is the act of taking practice in the art of smoking marijuana for pleasure and/or buisness reasons.
Examples are when one goes to JMoney in a museum bathroom or JMoneying before deep classes such as Anthropology.
JMoney by Risk December 4, 2013
I need to get some jib but I don't have any jibmoney.
jibmoney by jibmoney May 5, 2018
Cindy is giving him a jimone, I mean jimmy, I mean a blowjob!
Jimone by Cindy jimmy October 6, 2019

Jiminey Crumpets

John:"Hey man i fucked that chick Molly last night"
Garrick:"I hope you were drunk that bitch looks like a horse!"
Corey:"Jiminey Crumpets!"
The coolest person you will ever meet. JMoneys are naturally good at playing piano, super hot and sexy, has really good music taste, good style, funny humor, extremely good at acting, etc. JMoneys talke a while to get used to you, but once they do, you’ll never get rid of them. JMoneys are a natural swooner of all genders, so nobody is safe from any JMoneys cool slick style.

JMoneys might look unfit, but watch out because JMoneys are known for having huge pecs.
“Woah! Who’s that handsome hunk I just saw with the mudvayne shirt???”
“Oh, that’s JMoney, a natural pimp at it’s finest. Try if you will but JMoney is REALLY hard to catch.”
JMoney by Handkink101 December 15, 2022