jamspangled 

Slightly perturbed and confused. Seemingly irrational behaviour (to others), whilst being a little worse for wear.

I realised how Jamspangled I was when I sat on the boke that was knelt down tying his shoelace; I actually thought he was a chair at the time!!

jamspangled by Kenster Power2 March 12, 2007

jamspangler 

Jamspangler is a shout used on a golf course when a player flukes a long shot or scrapes a putt in the side of the hole. The term is thought to have been first used in Buckinghamshire, England.

"You Jamspangler!!!!" He shouted as his opponents ball dropped into the hole.

jamspangler by Nitty Whiskers August 3, 2019

jamstrangledshithouse

extremely lucky - against all odds

I hear Gavin is going out with Carole - the jamstrangledshithouse, what the fuck does he have that I never will?

jamstrangledshithouse by CaulkHead July 23, 2003