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Jack miller 

Jack miller... where do I start? A jack miller is a teacher that spends quality time swinging cats across the room and complaining about students to other teachers and/or strangers. Not to mention he knows the exact spots cats like to be pet (pleased), which is kinda suspicious, but who am I to judge? It is not rare to find students who fail his classes, because he either settles on 3/4 or 2/4 on every assignment, and he can’t tell you why. If you are a teacher, don’t be a jack miller.
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Jack Miller 

A Jack Miller is a man who can't take a joke, no one likes him, and has no friends. Alternatively, a Jack Miller is a man with lots of money, success, and gets lots of babes. Tell your friends they are mega Jack Millers, however, they will never know which one ;)
Hey Brian, you're a a real Jack Miller, and everybody knows it!
Jack Miller by scorytum June 2, 2022

jack miller 

a drink composed of 1/2 liter of jack Daniels and Butthash. it is to be drank very quickly. this recipe makes 10 shots but you only need one
"hey guys i have a liter of jack miller "
jack miller by John Tedeski April 26, 2008

Jack Daniel Miller 

The Jack Daniel Miller is when you pour half a bottle of expired refrigerated Jack Daniels inside a gay man's asshole and proceed to pound him whilst screaming in a high pitch voice "Stay Frosty!" Minecraft music must also play in the background.
"Yo! He looks like shit!"

"Yeah bro I heard that he got Jack Daniel Miller'd!"

"No way bro that's fucked!"

JACKKILLER 

Someone who is unbeliveably intelligent, smart, beautiful, and really awesome. An opposite of jasam.
Jasam once again got owned by JACKKILLER...
JACKKILLER by Jaca January 26, 2004