intesticals 

Intesticals is a combination of the words testicles and intestines meaning the digestive track and all organs associated with it.

Yesterday evening I ate something bad so now my intesticals are hurting.

intesticals by Ionafanboy July 16, 2019

Intesticles 

When you wreck your balls so hard that they smash into your intestines forming the new body part, the intesticles.

"This patient has severe testicular trauma, we will perform the intesticle separation surgery immediately."

"Dude I fell off my bike pedals and smashed my balls on the fame. Not only did I shred my taint, but my intesticles are still cramping from it"

Intesticles by Hustlerkb September 30, 2013

Intestinal Testimony 

A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come.

No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!!

Intestinal Testimony by Catnymph July 22, 2010

intestinal terrorist 

A person who engages in anal sex with an unwilling partner.
Often happens in prison.

Whoa what happened to you last night?

some intestinal terrorist got a hold of me in the showers.

intestinal terrorist by Poor Mans Orange December 1, 2010

intestinal yoga 

polite way of saying you have to take healthy crap

Excuse me, but I need to go perform some intestinal yoga. I'll be back in a few minutes.

intestinal yoga by babates February 24, 2006

Intestinal Shit Weasel

the lowest form of humanity, a bottom-feeder, a loser, a person with no morals or scruples

that used car salesman lied to me an tried to rip me off..he is an intestinal shit weasel

Intestinal Shit Weasel by bruce21b August 22, 2012

intestinal haunting 

When one's bowels are affected by dietary choices in such a way that the result is a sense of dread, cold chills, sulfuric odors, strange noises, and nightmarish howling emanating from his or her abdomen and/or rectum.

Oh man, those wings I ate have given me a terrible intestinal haunting!

intestinal haunting by Dr. Centaur April 6, 2015