incompetech

A technician who is unable to solve the problem you are experiencing with a device, and who may, in fact, make it worse.

"Dude! My PCtotally slowed down so I had a guy from The Kwiker Fixers come over, 'n' now it won't even run! Damn! What an incompetech!"

incompetech by ArjayWI December 10, 2008

Incompetech

An incompetent technician or repair person: a paid employee whose alleged technical proficiency falls short of solving a problem with an automobile, a computer, a television, or other device, and whose efforts may even make it worse.

"My PC slowed way down, so I called Kwikie Tekkies and the guy they sent was a total incompetech - it runs OK again, but it erased all my tunes! Damn!"

Incompetech by ArjayWI December 9, 2008

Incompetech

The website where many royalty-free music from many YouTube videos come from?

Person: Where did you get that banger from?
Person's friend: Incompetech.

Incompetech by Itz KittyPinkiez May 27, 2024

Oto-incompetentologist

A very long word used to describe an ear doctor that cannot/will not actually perform any mechanical intervention in a patients injured inner ear.

These doctors are often very well paid and drive luxurious sports cars, many moonlight in public hospitals one day a week to obtain state funded indemnity for their private practice with which they quickly return to afterwards (in their sports car) to continue their practice of oto-incompetentologist.

Word sources
otology o·tol·o·gy The branch of medicine that deals with the ear.
(stem of incompetēns) 1590-1600; Late Latin incompetent- unsuitable.

"I had a ringing in my ears and I felt dizzy so I went to the oto-incompetentologist, but he didn't do anything, in fact he did not have a clue what he was talking about and diddled me out of 200 bucks".

Oto-incompetentologist by Viva Me Solo December 4, 2015

incompetocracy

n. A government of the least competent elected by the least industrious so that the government can confiscate wealth from the dwindling competent, productive populace.

One can recognize an incompetocracy when a government hasn't passed a budget in years, boasts of its exploits using oxymorons like "lead from behind," openly demonstrates its disdain and disrespect for the serf-like governed, e.g., calling them "racist, red-necked retards," but is re-elected.

Note that an incompetocracy cannot exist without a corrupt press that refuses to expose the incompetence and corruption of said incompetocracy and assists the incompetocracy in the character assassination of those who would competently govern.

incompetocracy by Dan Weyandt November 28, 2012

incompetent fool

An incompetent fool is someone who is incapable of completing the most simplest of tasks.

This man can't even turn on the hose. What an incompetent fool.

incompetent fool by Space Boy Mcoi January 11, 2016

Strategic Incompetence 

Purposely performing a task so poorly as to discourage being assigned this task again, but not poorly enough to be fired

Cube Dweller1: Dude, writing the weekly report is a sucky job; how do I get out of it?

Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again

Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is jumping for joy!

Strategic Incompetence by TedDeadMan September 4, 2009