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Robbed in daylight no guns 

When you go to a store that up charges you for shit return.
I was just robbed in daylight no guns from going to fucking bougie grocery store erehwon for their $30 bottle water and $50 hamburger that was all mid 😭😭

Day Light In the Swamp

A phrase moms use to wake up their kids for pointless things in the morning.
mommy: DAY LIGHT IN THE SWAMP
kid: Damn, It's like 7:30 am and she's waking me up to see a therapist