hydraulics

a system added to a car which can raise or lower a car on command.

My wheels got hydraulics.

hydraulics by heime October 9, 2003

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Hydraulics

A euphemistic term used to describe the male genitals or parts thereof. Coined by a DJ known as The Greaseman to avoid being fined by the FCC for offensive language.

Hey babe, slow down... we don't wanna wear out the hydraulics.

Geez, she really gave the old hydraulics a work-out.

Hydraulics by Macdonaldinho November 27, 2006

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hydraulics

(Addendum to an existing word)
Slang term for the penis -- in limited use, originated on the syndicated "Greaseman" radio show in Washington DC.

She grabbed my manly hydraulics and gave them such a sss-squuuuee-eeze!

hydraulics by unkie al October 15, 2004

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White Man's Hydraulics

Typically, this is where a white man, usually in his mid 30's to late 40's hears a hip-hop song on the radio in his sedan. He then tries to exemplify the beat as he reaches an intersection where he can repeatedly press on the brake over and over again, trying not to get to close to the car in front of them. This creates a certain sense of "fun" for him and his white caucasian son.

Wallace- My father does some particularly odd things.

Willard- Such as?

Wallace- Last Tuesday, my father started listening to "Soulja Boy" on the radio and pulled the so called white man's hydraulics on me. I thought he was intoxicated.

Willard- Was this activity fun?

Wallace- Indeed chap, it was very entertaining.

White Man's Hydraulics by xMountainMistx April 2, 2010