hood mom 

n. 1) a woman living on your street who develops relationships with children who live near her in order to gain information about their parents.

n. 2) a woman who attempts to appear popular by drawing neighborhood children to her in order to spite other adults she does not like.

A. "Oh look, the hood mom just brought out her baby to attract all the kids to her...again."
B. "Yeah, that's not creepy at all."

hood mom by SatireJunkie September 8, 2013

Hood Momma 

Born and raised in the Streets/Ghetto. She is well connected. She knows what's she wants and knows how to get it. She often has more than one child. She uses her cunning, sexuality, street smarts, baby daddy or daddy's, and assistance from the government to provide for herself and her children.

Hood Momma lives in a shack but them kids stay fat!

Hood Momma by J*Skeezy April 12, 2015

Hood Momma 

A woman in your neighborhood who sees kids who don't seem to be cared enough for like hungry n dirty lonly kids and/or the gang or runaway youth n helpfeed them n let them come over to feel safe.

Wow! That hood momma really has a full house tonight!

Hood Momma by Momma D! May 8, 2018

your momma's hood 

what my roomate says everytime i say "where do you want to eat tonight, buddy?" the reply is meant to get under one's skin. your momma's hood

Buddy: Friend, its your special night where do you want to eat friend?
Friend: Umm, I don't know, oh how about your momma's hood?

your momma's hood by buddy March 6, 2004

“Left your moms in the hood?”

“Left your moms in the hood?” is a term that can be used to describe the severe epidemic of fucking idiot females living in Toronto (the ‘Torontrolls’). Their accent is so fucking shit that it tops even the brummy and scouse accent, when you hear it you want to fucking kill yourself. All the women from Toronto make every sentence sound like a question.

Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.

“Left your moms in the hood?”
Yes, yes i did
oh okay

“Left your moms in the hood?” by le mule and sons March 7, 2024

hoodmomentz 

hoodmomentz is a Xbox live gunner on the game r6 and is better than Revolt Robbie

hoodmomentz is the best r6 player on xbox

hoodmomentz by Jynxzi r6 May 29, 2021