honkboy 

A real soyboy, but infused with the essence of geese and mid-western sensibilities.

Aw man, bro, that guy's a real honkboy. You can tell by the way he is.

honkboy by Vafisonr February 16, 2018

Honkbofflers

The worst pair of new shoes you have ever seen, similar to beetlecrunchers and kerbcrackers

Eeeee your not coming out with me wearing them Honkbofflers

Honkbofflers by joeynned June 8, 2019

honkbox 

A metal box which suburbanites sit inside of and make honking noises.

Yes, he could have taken the Subway, and been there in about a half hour; or ridden his bike, and been there in forty minutes. Instead, he opted to sit on the FDR in his honkbox.

honkbox by RChickenMan June 8, 2010