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objects i have shoved up my arse 

a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.
"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"

have it up 

To "have it up" means to have drugs on you or be in possesion of drugs, which are for sale, mainly what is marijuana. This is said when a buyer wants to buy off a dealer but before showing his loot he will ask his dealer "do you have it up?" to confirm hes got chronic on him.
custy: "you have it up?"
me: "yeah how much you need?
custy: "a half quarter"
me: "aight yo this is boom shit"

*gives him a gram of weed and takes his money*
have it up by paper chaser June 14, 2006

What have you been up to 

"What have you been up to today?" is a question that asks what you have done all day, like work or leisure activities, in the past tense.
Q: "What have you been up to today?"
A: "I was at work until 5:00pm, and then I went to the store to pick up some milk."

Have a card up your sleeve 

- To have an advantage that other people do not know about.
- You have a surprise plan or idea that you are keeping back until the time is right.
You still have a card up your sleeve, and it should solve all your problems.

Shut the fuck up and have a good day 

a phrase that famous YouTuber Cody Ko will say next time he sees someone bully someone else in public for not being able to game because they're a girl
I'll take all you out for being ignorant, that's a wrap so, shut the fuck up and have a good day

I have to wake up early 

When you are with your buddies and someone responses “I have to wake up early” to the question “you want another beer?” They are being a little bitch
Hey Chima want another beer?

Nah I have to wake up early tomorrow.

Stop being a little bitch man.
I have to wake up early by 0007DM November 25, 2021