haugom 

Someone that has all the qualities of an excellent sperm donor.

"WOW, that guy would make an excellent haugom"

haugom by Joe Sanders March 21, 2007

Hangometer 

Guaging the level of how bad the hang over is.

Oww eurrh, on a scale of 1 - 10 my hangometer has tipped the scales this weekend.

Hangometer by Diet Schmiet November 17, 2009

haugum 

A person who is the probably the biggest faggot still alive on the face of the planet earth.

Wow, what a haugum.

haugum by Lord S January 30, 2017

hugomcswagger68 

HugoMcSwagger68 is a real beast! He is the best man in the world!

Oh look is that HugoMcSwagger68?
Yes! He's a real beast!

hugomcswagger68 by YourMum68 April 24, 2017

Farmaco Haugamizer 

Family of pharmacy and healthcare plastic products.

Doc: Hey did you see we got a shipment of those new Farmaco Haugamizer 3000's?
Nurse: Yeah I can't wait to try one of those bad boys out.

Farmaco Haugamizer by MSCM2021 March 14, 2021