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Husband: "Hand me that thing".
Wife: "It's not within handshot".
Husband: "I never really loved you".

handshot by Joe Everyman January 15, 2008

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Handshook

When one nearly drops an object (usually one of notable value and/or fragility) but manages to catch said object and is disturbed by the ordeal

M8 I was holding my baby nephew and the bastard nearly wriggled out of my hands, I only just caught him. I'm so handshook right now

Handshook by AyreDom June 8, 2018

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The phrase given to a person who has gotten so drunk that their friends have placed socks and shoes on said individual's hands.

C got so handshoed last night, that he was trying to scratch his face with the shoe attached.

Handshoe by brenny000 June 13, 2011

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1) Faggot who wears collared shirts.
2) Someone who doesnt match.
3) Slightly homosexual

"WOAH!! That kid was sucha Handshoe."

Handshoe by teehee22 October 25, 2006

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