hand batch 

The act of jerking off, or being jerked off till climax.

My girlfriend whipped up a hand batch for me.

hand batch by Picklepark June 24, 2017

bachelors hand 

A hand in poker which comprises of a Jack and a King of different suits. When combined the hand could be described as being Jack-King-Offsuit, often abbreviated to jack-king-off. This sounds like jacking off, a common past time of bachelors supposedly.

"I had ace queen, what did you have?"
"Bachelors hand."

bachelors hand by Mischmo October 7, 2007

bachelor hand 

A Texas Hold'em starting hand of a Jack and King offsuit.

From "Jack-King-Off(suit)".

He should've stayed in with that bachelor hand.

bachelor hand by Josh556 July 28, 2007

Silverfish Handcatch 

a random reply to a random text, if your ever in need of a random reply this is the one for you!! it will stun anyone who sees it and keep them confused for days. it helps the mind to think and maintain thoughts for months to come..

random text: hello there jackie chan, i was just casually lying in my bed, thinking, and suddenly you crossed my mind..i also thought about pigeon shooting at the same time. and i thought to myself, i would love to take jack pigeon shooting in hyde park with my family!! what are your thoughts? than my thoughts turned R rated and you dont want to know the rest.. or do you??

random reply: Silverfish Handcatch!!!!

Silverfish Handcatch by Jeffery & Jemima & George & co November 1, 2010

teenage handratchet 

Your hand during masturbating

I'm gonna go fire up the teenage handratchet

teenage handratchet by Decay Soulcrusher October 10, 2020